- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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