What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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