- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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