- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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