I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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kesha is a virgin.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Jews

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Mullets

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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