A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Okay, after this one then...

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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