What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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