what's the difference between a duck?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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