- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

haha Otarts was here

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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