How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Jews

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Mullets

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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more like nig!

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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I was once a hamster.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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