knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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haha Otarts was here

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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A seal walks into a club.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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