- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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