What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

haha Otarts was here

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

This statement is false.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

get in the car.

A man walks into a vagina

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What do you call a black man? Black

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Woman's Rights

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Anti Joke

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