- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Scott Gomez

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

God. God.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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