- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Pain Olympics.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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