Scott Gomez

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

God. God.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Wanna hear an anti-joke?

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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