1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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