Chuck norris

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

A fish swims up your penis...

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Carrot fingers

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Error 37.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...