- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

what happens every day? People die

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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