- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck?

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Oh...okay, good.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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