- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Oh...okay, good.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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