haha Otarts was here

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Okay, after this one then...

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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