how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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haha Otarts was here

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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I like your hair

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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