What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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You're a frog

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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