Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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