I have a gay camel

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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