Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Women.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Stop Spam Read Books

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Black people having a Job.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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