Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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