- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

Waseem is a hard worker.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

VAGINA.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

A: Knock Knock B: ...

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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