What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Wanna know something funny? Your face

elen degeneres is straight....

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

eden stop

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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