Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Cancer.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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