Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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This sentence is a lie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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