why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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