- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

VAGINA.

What comes after 69? 70

Waseem is a hard worker.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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