did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Womens rights

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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