Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Black people having a Job.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Women.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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