- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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