Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Punching a baby

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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