Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What time is it? 20:45.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Once upon a time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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