Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Once upon a time

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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