Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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