A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Good afternoon.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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