- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

God wrote this joke.................................

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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