how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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