- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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