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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Rebecca Black.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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