What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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<=3 penis

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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