What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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balls

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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womens rights.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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