- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why was the gay guy sad?

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

My life :(

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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