- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

The Christian Bible.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Jimmy Saville

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Brad Fuller!

Women Sports.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Nickelback

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