- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

haha Otarts was here

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

I like your hair

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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