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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

My life :(

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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