- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Nice belt.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

L's I's that took Viagra.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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