- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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