A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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