Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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The MLS

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Anti Joke

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