- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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