If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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