Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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