Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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its snowing on mount fuji

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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everyone dislike this

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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