Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

School

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Religionh

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

I <3 Hitler

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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