An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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