My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Religionh

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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