- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Jerry.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

The dewey decimal system

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

The MLS

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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