why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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