- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

How does shit taste?\ Good.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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