Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Nickleback.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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