I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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snooki

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

You have friends

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What is long and black? The line at KFC

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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