- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Jerry.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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