- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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