- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

I LIKE TRAINS

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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