...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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