Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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canadians

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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redtube

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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