What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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