Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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