- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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