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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

get in the car.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Has u seen my grammar?

Guess what. Chicken butt.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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