What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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