- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

A man walked into a bar owch

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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