A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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a man is running away

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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