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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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