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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's green and blue? yellow

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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