- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

whats good about poland... fukk all

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Your wife died during the delivery.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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