Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Please? No.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Where's my tractor?

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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