- Anti Joke

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

josh roberts got the d in geog

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz