Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

angelosnyder is not gay

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Velcro. What a rip off.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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