How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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