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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Oh...okay, good.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

A man killed himself.

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