what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What's green and blue? yellow

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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