- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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